Catch-22


Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane he would have to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn’t have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

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3 hours ago with 36934 notes via harutenohs (source)

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

3 hours ago with 512157 notes via kirknspock (source)

eatsleepdraw:

http://raywangart.wordpress.com/

3 hours ago with 323 notes via eatsleepdraw

balphesian:

so but what if hannibal had his own cooking show but he wasn’t like gordon ramsay he was like anthony bourdain so on top of cooking things on the go he travels around the world and eats people from every country

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3 hours ago with 232 notes via sairobee (source)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Radical Carrot

3 hours ago with 1180 notes via harutenohs (source)

gooftroopin:

its not safe to wear a yes badge in Glasgow tonight, someone has been stabbed and there are literal fascists flooding our streets. the English defence league and orange order are in George square giving nazi salutes and burning Scottish flags. this is what it’s come to a day after the vote, a day after a no vote happening. stay safe all of you.

3 hours ago with 6639 notes via batched (source)

izzydoodledump:

Alex, Clover, and Sam!

3 hours ago with 18440 notes via batched (source)

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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3 hours ago with 95415 notes via sairobee (source)

akirateku:

Like I said before, fantastic terrible drinking buddies.

3 hours ago with 2372 notes via kirknspock (source)

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
7 hours ago with 94301 notes via gaarak (source)

eatsleepdraw:

Spizella arborea, 2014

Pencil and watercolor drawing by Susan Rotondo

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If you like my drawing, please vote for it here. Thank you!

7 hours ago with 659 notes via eatsleepdraw

doctorwho:

Production on 2014’s Doctor Who Christmas episode has begun, with a host of British acting talent set to appear!

The Christmas special, a cracker of a highlight in the festive season’s schedule, will air this Christmas on BBC America and promises to be an action-packed, unmissable adventure.

Nick Frost, actor and screenwriter, has starred in numerous hit film and television roles, including Spaced, The World’s End, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Cuban Fury and Paul, which he also wrote.

Nick comments: “I’m so thrilled to have been asked to guest in the Doctor Who Christmas Special, I’m such a fan of the show. The read-through was very difficult for me; I wanted to keep stuffing my fingers into my ears and scream ‘No spoilers!’ Every day on set I’ve had to silence my internal fan-boy squeals!”

Michael Troughton (Breathless, The New Statesman), who has recently returned to acting, will follow in his father’s footsteps by appearing in Doctor Who. His father, Patrick Troughton, played the second incarnation of the Doctor.

They will be joined by Natalie Gumede (Coronation Street, Ideal, Strictly Come Dancing), Faye Marsay (Pride, The White Queen, Fresh Meat) and Nathan McMullen (Misfits, Casualty).

Steven Moffat, lead writer and executive producer, says: “Frost at Christmas - it just makes sense! I worked with Nick on the Tintin movie many years ago and it’s a real pleasure to lure him back to television for a ride on the TARDIS.” (x)

Photo compiled by doctorwhoworldwide

7 hours ago with 1376 notes via doctorwho

commissionergorgon:

avatarparallels:

"Of Aang’s three children, Bumi was the one who most encapsulated his father’s penguin-sledding spirit."

- Bumi’s Bio on The Official Nickelodeon Website.

I see so much of Aang in Bumi, which is why his feelings of disconnect from his father break my heart.

7 hours ago with 40104 notes via clarabosswald (source)

internetkilledmylife:

i laugh when im uncomfortable so please don’t get mad at me if i laugh in a serious situation

7 hours ago with 60524 notes via batched
Doctor: Damn it! Clara. Where is she? A girl about... so high. Feisty.
7 hours ago with 27 notes via mvlfoy (source)